Pretty sure I had grand illusions that my summer would be spent on a pastel beach with a platinum blonde bouffant and little pink music notes floating into my ear from my swift little radio. Unfortunately things have not turned out quite as I imagined them while tucked away in a tiny dorm room watching snow storms... I am not platinum blonde, I have not been to the beach, and I have had no success in balancing a cat on my head.
Ah, c'est la vie. Or rather, c'est la publicité.